if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good
half eaten sandwich
useless fungal infection
literal turd burger
5th president James Monroe
half chewed pencil
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
absolute white crayon
quiet meme thief
TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
hey fuck you
if someone called me the TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
i’d be so fucking honored
those are really good calculators
I had the TI-83 and man did I always feel inferior to the other kids
quite honestly, the TI-84 plus Silver Edition is the best graphing calculator on the market.
anything less isn’t quite enough
but shit like the TI-89 and the TI-Inspire
that’s just way too much, it stops being user friendly
We had to use the n-spire or whatever for an event in Science Olympiad and I just had no idea how to operate.
And my partner kept messing with the tuning fork so my measurements were off.
Later we took this chemistry test but had no idea what was going on after the first 2 pages so we started drawing animals on it and we were laughing so hard we had to have been disrupting everyone else.
That part’s not about calculators but it is a funny story.
"Jesus Christ is my nigga!"—proclaims white pastor -_-
This is NOT a joke. They were trying to ‘reach the urban youth.’ The church closed in 2004.
Just imagine, they arrive at the pearly gates, and St. Peter’s like “Hmm, everything seems to be in order. There’s just 1 problem. You both said the N word several times. That’s a no go here” and the clouds open up beneath them and they’re sucked into the fiery pits of Hell.