Frothy Hatred
BONUS ROUND: If you could turn Jenny into any animal for a period of time, what animal would you choose and what life lesson would the experience impart on her?

helveticake:

drxanadu:

helveticake:

I’d turn her into a spider so that she’d learn not to say that she’s a better weaver than me, because she ISN’T.

I’m not entirely sure this makes sense. You’d think by becoming a spider she’d actually gain skill in weaving, likely surpassing your ability, making the opposite true.

Someone needs to brush up on their Greek mythology.

I feel what I said holds true for the myth as well

BONUS ROUND: If you could turn Jenny into any animal for a period of time, what animal would you choose and what life lesson would the experience impart on her?

helveticake:

I’d turn her into a spider so that she’d learn not to say that she’s a better weaver than me, because she ISN’T.

I’m not entirely sure this makes sense. You’d think by becoming a spider she’d actually gain skill in weaving, likely surpassing your ability, making the opposite true.

xxcodswag420yolo6969gamergurlxx:

spagretti-and-meatballs:

Gret Reviews: If you’re in the mood for something good to eat, and you don’t care about your body, head over to your nearest holiday gas station for a bosco stick.

these penis shaped sticks of bread are seasoned in some kind of unidentifiable heterogeneous mixture, which of course is artificially fabricated to taste good. The best part is, the entire hollowed out middle part of the stick has been stuffed with incredibly gross melted, grease infused cheese. It’s so disgustingly good, that your friends might look away while you deep throat it during school lunch time.

here’s some reviews:

"I love these things"

-me

"Gret is going to die from eating these everyday"

-all of gret’s friends.

"I wonder what these would feel like sliding up my ass"

-Robert D. S.

so what are you waiting for, develop diabetes today!

i do not recall delivering this testimonial but do hold this sentiment

They used to serve those for lunch at my school occasionally. I typically just starved on bosco stick days.

getmad-govegan:

garybuseyexperience:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

or a sign that you a weak ass bitch

Or a sign I have a heart and conscience xox

It sounds like your veganism causes a lot of suffering to living beings. Perhaps you should rethink your dietary choices? It’s honestly immoral what you’re doing.

omg the new TBBBAP

Okay I never do these things but it’s Jenny

spiderjewel:

drxanadu:

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The paranormal romance one sounds too legit, are you repeating the plot of an anime or a real YA paranormal romance? If the answer is neither and you just made that up, I promise, the answer is still actually “both”

That might be what I spend a lot of my time fantasizing about in the shower.

Not in a gross way though!

hylianbarista:

some-fantastic-url-name:

knightarcana:

actualspook:

thefrankiieffect:

jewce:

tigerhazard:

caramelzappa:

snakesnakesnake

this is the most educational video ive ever viewed

omfgggggg

IM CRYING THIS GIRL IS AWESOME

THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY????

IT’S BACK.

VIHART IS PERF

that moment when a word is said so many times it doesnt sound like a real word anymore

griffinilla:

ok, please do not send this person messages or give them any attention whatsoever

but this this too funny not to post about

Check the “friendship is witchcraft” tag right now

the other day jenny posted some response to a fiw hater with a spiderman gif.

said person was overjoyed to have…

Graaaah! I’m seriously PO’d! The Daria icon was my schtick and now that nerdasaur is using it for evil! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OPPRESSION

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

A lot of people seem to be mistaken about the fact that in the end it’s the reader’s interpretation that matters. I don’t care that Augustus is purposefully just awful, he’s still too awful for me to read a book about him.

Okay I never do these things but it’s Jenny

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